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Event Number 3400

  Friday, December 12th, 2014

Physics Department Colloquium
Holiday Colloquium -- A Treatise on the Probabalistic Projectile PizZA Problem
Time: 4:00 pm
Place: 2103 Chamberlin Hall
Speaker: University of Wisconsin, Madison
Abstract: Patrons of past PizZA participatory parties have made note of a seemingly unphysical amount of sustenance stretched over the multidimensional space-time locale traditionally repeatably referred to as “Holiday Colloquium.” The University of Wisconsin - Madison’s crack-squad of upper-management business brilliants have researched how other institutions manage to acquire the nutritional supplement PizZA in greater quantities and have found an elegant and simple response function. In this talk, a compactified solution to the PizZA problem is presented at first very simply with assistance from the higher-order pile-up theories of Ian and Domino resulting in a final filling factor increase of order 50%.

Pizza at 4:00pm
Show at 4:30pm
Host: 3rd Year Graduate Students
Poster: http://www.physics.wisc.edu/twap/posters/2014/3400.pdf
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