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UID:UW-Physics-Event-1581
DTSTART:20091211T220000Z
DURATION:PT1H0M0S
DTSTAMP:20260428T091915Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20091207T193535Z
LOCATION:2241 Chamberlin Hall
SUMMARY:Holliday Colloquium--Evidence for Colloquium Posters Having No
 thing to do with Colloquium\, Physics Department Colloquium\, Holliday
  Colloquium
DESCRIPTION:The colloquium poster (P^c) has been found in deep inelast
 ic scattering experiments to consist of a title\, an abstract\, and a 
 figure which either attempts humor or appears to contain all knowledge
 . We present evidence that the poster is a kind of trap\, in which the
  interesting-sounding poster describing applications to all of physics
  instead yields to a monotone delivery of a highly technical talk on c
 omputation of 3rd-order Albatross diagrams. This has clear implication
 s for condensed matter and atomic physics\, the origin of ultra high-e
 nergy cosmic rays\, electroweak symmetry breaking\, and plasma contain
 ment (see figure). 
URL:https://www.physics.wisc.edu/events/?id=1581
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