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DTSTART:20111209T223000Z
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LOCATION:2103 Chamberlin Hall (Beer and Pizza at 4:00 pm)
SUMMARY:Holiday Colloquium\, Physics Department Colloquium\, 3rd Year
Physics Graduate Students\, UW Madison Department of Physics
DESCRIPTION:We will describe recent experiments in which it has been c
onclusively shown that the incidence of sleep deprivation amongst the
graduate student cohort is sharply peaked around the fall semester of
the third year. High resolution spectroscopic studies have shown that
this peak corresponds to a non-analytic singularity in the colloquium
schedule. We're no strangers to this kind of behavior\, and we demonst
rate that the humor integral of this peak is enhanced under the presen
ce of free beer and pizza. You know the rules\, and so do we\, so we w
on't be showing slides with nothing but text. A full 90 minutes of liv
e action and video comedy is what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get th
is from any other class. We just want to tell you about our research.
Gotta make you understand: the third years are never gonna give you up
. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Nev
er gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie
and hurt you...
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\nPizza and Beer at 4:00 pm. You will need
a wristband to drink beer. To get a wrist band you will need an ID. P
lease see Renee in 2320 Chamberlin on Friday or outside 2103 Chamberli
n at 4pm.
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URL:https://www.physics.wisc.edu/events/?id=2188
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